{"id":7561,"date":"2025-08-01T07:38:10","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T04:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/horizonnews.co.ke\/?p=7561"},"modified":"2025-08-01T07:38:10","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T04:38:10","slug":"thief-screams-watu-wasiniue-as-he-runs-naked-through-market-holding-cow-tongue-he-had-just-swallowed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horizonnews.co.ke\/?p=7561","title":{"rendered":"Thief Screams \u201cWatu Wasiniue!\u201d as He Runs Naked Through Market Holding Cow Tongue He Had Just Swallowed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"auto\">Traders in Kawangware woke up early expecting a normal day. By 6 AM, the market was already filling with hawkers arranging bananas, tomatoes, and second-hand clothes. Everything seemed calm.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">But that peace was shattered at exactly 6:43 AM.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">A man burst through the narrow alleys of the market with no shirt, no shoes, and no sense of direction. He was completely naked. He was holding something in his left hand and trying to bite it as he ran.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Screams followed him. Confused onlookers watched in shock as he pushed through vegetable stalls and meat vendors. He was shouting over and over.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Watu wasiniue. Watu wasiniue. I did not know.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Nobody knew what he was talking about. Some thought he had been attacked. Others thought he had escaped from Mathare hospital.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">But then a butcher from the lower side of the market shouted.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">That is my cow tongue.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Everything began to make sense.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The Tongue That Started Trouble<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">According to a witness, the man had been seen around the meat stalls earlier. He was pretending to be interested in buying beef. He kept asking questions about prices and freshness.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">When the butcher turned to serve another customer, the man reached out and grabbed the largest cow tongue on display. He hid it inside his coat and disappeared into the back.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Nobody noticed. At least not immediately.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">It was only after the butcher saw that the most expensive item was missing that he raised the alarm.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">They say the thief returned to the alley behind the market to try and eat the tongue raw. That is when something strange happened.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">What Witnesses Saw Next<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">A young lady selling mangoes behind the shops said she heard a strange sound. Like someone coughing and crying at the same time. When she turned, she saw the man on his knees.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">He was trying to chew the tongue but it would not go down. His eyes were red. His hands were shaking.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Then he stood up and ran.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">He did not stop for several minutes. People tried to catch him but he dodged every corner like he already knew the market. He knocked over tomatoes and fell into a pile of potatoes before rising again.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">As he ran, the cow tongue remained in his hand. Witnesses say he kept biting it but never swallowed a piece.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Then he collapsed near the bus stop.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">His entire body was covered in mud and pieces of cabbage.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Market Traders React With Confusion<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">When the crowd reached him, nobody wanted to touch him. He was still breathing but whispering strange things. He said someone had told him to take the tongue. That he was hungry. That he did not mean harm.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The butcher arrived and confirmed it was his tongue. He demanded compensation. But the thief had no money.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Police arrived within twenty minutes and wrapped the man in an old sack before putting him in their vehicle. He was taken to the nearby station for questioning.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">But that was only the beginning of the story.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">A Pattern of Unusual Behavior<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Traders at the Kawangware market say this is not the first time strange things have happened around that particular stall.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Last month, another man tried to steal beef but fainted before leaving the butcher\u2019s area. He claimed he saw fire inside the meat. Weeks earlier, a woman who took bones without paying came back crying and returned them with apologies.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">People are beginning to wonder if there is more to the story than simple hunger.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">How can one man lose control completely after taking a cow tongue? Why was he shouting that he did not know?<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Some believe the meat was protected.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Not Just Food But Something More<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">In many cultures, cow tongue is not ordinary. It is used in rituals. It is considered sacred. And in some families, it is never eaten unless there is a ceremony.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The fact that the man was so determined to eat it raw is what confused many people. It was not hunger. He seemed desperate. As if something had pushed him to take it.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Some people whispered that the tongue had been protected. That anyone who stole it would be revealed in public.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">If this is true, then the events that followed make sense.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And the thief may have been just one of many who fell into the same trap.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">People Are Looking for Protection Now<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">After the incident, more market traders began asking questions. They want to know how to keep their businesses safe. They want to protect their stalls from thieves and troublemakers. They want their items to speak for them if stolen.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">One woman said she placed her fruit basket on the ground and whispered a prayer every morning. She believes it helps.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Another man said he never sells meat before pouring water mixed with salt at his door.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">But others are choosing a stronger method. One that guarantees results.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And it begins with one number.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">What Many Traders Are Doing Quietly<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">There is a silent solution that many people are now using to protect their property.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">They do not talk about it loudly. They do not post it online. They just use it quietly.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And the results are powerful.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">They report stolen goods being returned. Thieves confessing without being caught. Items coming back to the exact place they were taken from.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And in some cases, people who once lost everything are now fully restored.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The secret is not loud. But it is effective.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">It starts with a call.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">+254 795 613711<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Why This Number Is Changing Lives<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The number belongs to someone who has helped thousands across Kenya and East Africa. Someone who understands the energy around theft and how to reverse it. Someone who restores peace in homes and businesses.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">There are no long processes. No exposure. Just one call and the process begins.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">People who once gave up are now sleeping peacefully. Stolen vehicles have returned. Missing goods have shown up at the gate. Even thieves have confessed in tears.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">This is not magic. It is restoration.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And it is available to you now.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Real Stories From Real People<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">In Kisumu, a shopkeeper who had lost all his inventory woke up to find goods at his doorstep wrapped in newspapers.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">In Nakuru, a woman whose handbag was snatched at night received a text message from the thief begging to meet and return it. He said he could not sleep.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">In Mombasa, a teenager who stole his aunt\u2019s phone was found outside the house at 3 AM weeping. He said the phone kept calling his name.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">These stories are not made up. They come from real people who made one decision. They picked up their phone and called for help.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">You can do the same.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">+254 795 613711<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">No One Deserves to Suffer in Silence<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">The pain of losing something you worked hard for can feel unbearable. But silence does not heal anything. Waiting rarely works. And not every thief will be caught by police.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">But there is hope.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">With the right support, you can reverse the damage. You can expose those who wronged you. You can recover what was lost.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">You do not have to be a victim forever.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">You can take action now.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">+254 795 613711<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Final Word for Traders and Families<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">If you sell in markets or run a small business. If you have been losing items. If you feel like someone is targeting your stall. Or if you just want to protect what you already have<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">This is your time to act.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Do not wait for embarrassment. Do not wait to chase a naked man through your shop.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Make the move now<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">Let your property speak for itself. Let peace return to your life. Let those who take what is not theirs face the truth.<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">And let that truth come faster than ever before<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">+254 795 613711<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Traders in Kawangware woke up early expecting a normal day. By 6 AM, the market was already filling with hawkers arranging bananas, tomatoes, and second-hand clothes. Everything seemed calm. But that peace was shattered at exactly 6:43 AM. 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